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August 13, 2010 / natihell

Better than I Imagined

Earlier today I saw that Jane tweeted the following:

“Got my hair in two little buns on my head, sparkly barette, 70s rainbow faux fur jacket”

My thoughts were: Ew… I wonder how a rainbow faux fur coat looks like? And also, what the hell is a barette?

Then I saw this:

DERP DERP DERP

Click to hear my reaction

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. No shit! Ok, first, that’s one fucking HIDEOUS coat! Seriously Jane, you just buy weird and ugly shit now, don’t you? Second, what the hell is wrong with her face? She looks like Pete Burns with a missing chromosome. And third, silly ignorant me… of course, a barette is a hair clip. Duh.

“I told my mom one day “I have to show you this amazing rainbow faux-fur I found today!” and she said, “How funny, I did too”. Of course it was the same jacket. We pick the same things unknowingly all the time!”

Jane and Mom proving, once again, what a great taste they have.

Oh Jane…I seriously wonder why people keep taking her seriously, she’s getting crazier and tackyer with each post. I bet one of this days she’s gonna come out wearing a bear suit and a hat made out of live pigeons.

By the way: I do like the beetles necklaces tho…

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  1. The Raisin Girl / Aug 13 2010 1:36 pm

    Nnnoooo! Jane should not be allowed to defile perfectly cute anime-inspired hairstyles by putting them on her tasteless head.

    And…is it any indication of what I’ve come to expect from her fashion sense that I looked at that picture and went “Huh. By comparison…really not that bad.”?

  2. Angela / Aug 13 2010 5:24 pm

    This girl is vile. I swear I don’t understand the appeal. Ugliest nose and whale cheeks online. Her hair is pretty, I’ll give her that. Maybe her mom was once a model but this one didn’t hit the right branches when falling off that tree…

  3. Andy / Aug 13 2010 5:47 pm

    I love Jane, you should be criticising people who wear logos head to toe like Louis Vuitton or Gucci logos and monograms, THAT IS TRUE TACKYNESS. Someone like Jane who wears Margiela and Ann Demeulemeester is the farthest thing from tacky.

    I saw Jane’s post and automatically knew you would do a post on it, you’re getting really predictable.

    And by the way Natty, you should rename your blog “Sea Of Shoes, Why?” a Jane Aldridge hate club, or just attempt to focus on other fashion blogs that really deserve to be put in their place like Bryan boy, he has horrible taste, and is the epitome of pretension. I just don’t understand what people see in him. Horrid floral jump suits with cheap looking espadrille wedges!

    • natihell / Aug 13 2010 8:16 pm

      Andy, I won’t deny that Jane looks really pretty sometimes, but seriously, if you like this outfit you’re crazy, she looks just like the crazy homeless lady that screams at people near my bus station. You may love Jane but that doesn’t mean she’s right all the times.

      By the way, Jane loves Brian Boy. Go, have an existential crisis.

      • Sister Wolf / Aug 14 2010 8:42 am

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      • Tiffany / Aug 16 2010 6:42 am

        Personally, I don’t even find her pretty. I mean, back then, I was mostly amused by her fashion choices–I thought, “oh wow, some fashion forward seventeen year old” then later on, I found out about her mom, then about her dad, and she was starting to sound really bitchy, and she was suddenly getting tacky. But you know, I persisted through her blog but that was mostly because I was wondering why people were still pretty much enchanted by it. When I saw this post–rainbow faux fur monstrosity–I just figured to remove her off my blog roll and my bookmarks.

        But anyway, I have never found her pretty. She’s not bad looking per se but her face is so strange–I get reminded of the Grinch that stole Christmas or maybe that’s just her nose. I also find her unnatural skinny at times and just normal–makes me wonder if she photoshops herself or if she’s great at looking skinny.

    • Anna / Aug 18 2010 8:11 am

      Hey, Andy- hate to break the news to you, but blindly buying shit with the name ‘Demeulemeester’ or ‘Margiela’ or “Yohji’ on it doesn’t mean Jane has automatic good taste, it just means she’s a label-whore of a different kind (her “labels”, of course, being well-known avant-garde designer names).

  4. Mannequin / Aug 13 2010 7:27 pm

    Andy- Save your breath, girl doesn’t even know how to spell “tackier” correctly. This is Nati’s feeble attempt at being witty.

  5. Sunny / Aug 14 2010 12:41 am

    No matter what one’s opinions on Jane are, I think we can all agree that her face in that picture is pretty derptacular. I wonder what possessed her to put that one up.

    • Sister Wolf / Aug 14 2010 8:44 am

      Jane is insane or blind or both. And she lacks character.

    • Eliza / Aug 18 2010 6:11 am

      She’s clearly pushing her jaw forward to make her cheekbones more prominent, avoiding yet another chorus of “MOONFACE!!!!!!”

  6. sarah / Aug 14 2010 6:07 pm

    Damn, that halholic or whatever the hell her name is has been displaying her douchebaggery on her twitter;
    ‘Omg. I never say this and I’m not one to judge but I just found THE worst fashion blog EVER.’
    ‘And no, it’s not myself .. I’m in the #2 slot now thank god’
    ‘I’m not into humiliation but if you want to cringe, PM me for the link. Omg.’
    ‘I just showed Bobby and his only words were “secretary calves .. ew.”
    ‘I’d never post the link publicly because I actually feel bad about the clothes and everything else on there :(‘
    ‘I had to visit closetobsessions.blogspot.com to recover from looking at anorexic crop top girl :(‘

    At least with your blog you’re straight up, and the way her and her little clique of hipster friends gossip about whoever the poor girl is behind her back and think up nicknames just pisses me off.
    With your blog your critisism is somewhat constructive, she’s just being a douche.

    DAT SHIT IS SO HIGHSCHOOL.

  7. harps / Aug 17 2010 11:13 am

    It IS heinous, especially how she styled it.
    It looks itchy and full of fleas. Uhgghg!

    • natihell / Aug 17 2010 5:52 pm

      -full of fleas- ahahhahahahaa!!!

  8. Sara / Aug 17 2010 12:37 pm

    just read your blog for beginning to end – and loved every second. Not always agreeing with you nor understanding some words ( slang ) but i love a girl that bloody speaks her mind.
    Cant wait to hear/see more from you ….

  9. Barbro Andersen / Aug 17 2010 8:03 pm

    Haha, I likes your blog ❤

  10. Ma / Aug 19 2010 6:22 pm

    *Sigh*
    I just hope that hat of pigeons comes loaded with poo.
    It’s the only way she would be interesting. Or even classy.

  11. mel / Aug 20 2010 7:58 am

    that thing is disgusting. I can imagine the fleas jumping out of it!

    and look at these wannabes (too bad chic muse is missing):
    http://www.stylescrapbook.com/2010/08/bloggers-in-sweden.html

  12. Rosée / Aug 25 2010 3:38 am

    Haha! The first thing I thought when I saw that was exactly the same as yours. “hurrrr durrrr”

  13. another bitch... / Aug 25 2010 8:36 am

    please, talk about stylescrapbook.com, that girl pisses me off! I mean, I’m mexican as her, but she’s too pretentious, she thinks that because she’s living in Amsterdam and wear jackets with big shoulderpads, she’s a style messiah! come on! please do me that favor, and btw, love your blog.

  14. another bitch... / Aug 25 2010 8:46 am

    …yes, not Paris, not Milan, not even fucking Tokyo…she’s living in Amsterdam…surely a “Fashion Capital” in her douche little world. So tacky…

  15. delva / Aug 26 2010 9:06 pm

    yes update more on (un-chic muse) style crap books, cupcakes and smear, and how about some more ragging on fashion burnt toast and sea of shitty shoes?

    LOVE U FOR THIS!

  16. A / Aug 29 2010 1:12 am

    Whos Janes father?

  17. M / Aug 29 2010 1:56 pm

    A – a PI lawyer in texas. he lives next door to her & her mother.

  18. Andy / Sep 8 2010 2:17 pm

    I know Jane likes Bryanboy, but I don’t care. She’s not my idol, I don’t hang on to her every word, I just think you’re a little too brutal on her.
    Also, Bryanboy is extremely egotistical, and such a pretentious twat. He DESERVES to be mentioned here on your blog.

  19. katie / Oct 28 2010 3:11 pm

    you are so cruel and mean but damn your are so hilarious

  20. Elle Fern / Nov 6 2010 5:10 am

    That would look good on the streets!… if you want to look like a walking rainbow.

  21. emily / Mar 4 2011 12:53 am

    It’s comical that you can mock these blogs although they are in fact a large part of the fashion industry. What point are you trying to make, really? That these fashion blog icons are inferior to you, a satirist of something much so bigger than your insignificant rant of jealousy? And just for the record, fashion is a form of expression. You wouldn’t go around saying one type of art is ugly just because your opinion of another is higher. Fashion is based on the same premise. You being a self-proclaimed ‘artist,’ should know this. Also, I was wondering why you read these blogs, obviously with dedication since you have something to say about nearly every post from every blogger, when you claim to hate them with such a passion? People who act against fashion, fear fashion. So, because you are scared or insecure, you put it down. I guarantee you would never have the courage to dress or even ability to imagine the things these people put together. Have fun at K-Mart, or Walmart, or wherever it is you shop, because you are so much better than this..

  22. rich-people-hater / Nov 12 2011 10:57 pm

    Pleaseeee do a post on fashionsnag.com

    That girl is such a plain Jane and her sense of style is beyond terrible. Don’t forget to check out her category list on the left. It’s got every huge designer label in the world. With that kind of money, she should get herself a stylist!

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