Fashion Like Heroin, Why?!
Have you ever seen a movie that’s terrible, stupid, you hate it, but you still want to watch it just to see how bad it can get? Well, this is what happened to me when a reader named Golden told me about Fashion Like Heroin.
This blog is terrible. It’s lame, not in an infuriating way, but in a exhausting kind of way, you know?
The name didn’t bother me much at first. She’s saying that fashion is addictive, or that fashion can make you feel good… in some twisted way, I don’t know. The name is blah, but the ‘About me’ is gold:
“I AM A FASHION BLOG. TRY ME AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO QUIT. AND THEY DONT HAVE FASHIDONE CLINICS BAYBAY.”
Ok… so, she’s not a person, she’s a blog… cute. She writes in all caps and uses words like “baybay”. This is when I knew it was going to be a mess.
I can’t even explain to you how annoying this blog really is. I think that if Ke$ha was even more irritating and had a Tumblr, it would be something like this. First of all, her writing is painful:
“BAM: This little hoe was brought to my attn last night. ALICE POINT: MMMMazing outfit poster i wanna date exclusively. Thank god she translates into English or id be mad pissed”
(See it here)
Second, there is absolutely nothing about this blog that isn’t stupid! One of the things that annoys me the most is this Jeffrey Campbell giveaway she’s doing. There are 2 requirements to participate, one is to follow her on Facebook and Twitter and on some other pages, and the other one is this:
“Comment on this post (or any other post regarding the giveaway) telling me that you are following me AND how you would treat your shoe if you were to win, along with your shoe size. Tell me things like where you would take it to dinner, what songs you would sing to it, what kind of flowers you wold bring to it, when they could meet the parents etc. Be creative. AND raunchy
Ok… I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not stupid, or use drugs, so I wouldn’t treat a shoe as a person. Also, if I actually tried to think about how would I treat the shoe if I was dating it, it would be extremely hard for me to be raunchy, since I don’t have some weird shoe fetish… But that’s just me.
Anyway, as I said before, I hated this blog the moment I saw it, but I kept reading it just to see how bad it could get, and then I saw this:
OOOO I mean… can you see what a crazy ass bad girl I am?! Am I DIRTY or what?! … can you say DRUGS?! HUH?! …. are you scandalized alredy?! This look is DIRTY and it’s so baaaad ass. i love it. im so badass.
Then, she posted pictures of a “photo shoot” she did with a, supposedly drunk, friend in the bathroom:
OOOOO can you see how DRUNK and badass she looks?!?!? …..we dddid the photoshoot in the bathroom so it would be really DIRTAYYY. I’M A STYLIST!!!
…. OOO and this is even more DIRTY coz this was in a ROOF TOP!!!!! it’s DIRTY and BADASS coz you can see her pantieeeees!!!
This is where I stopped. I just couldn’t handle it anymore. This must be one of the stupidest and tryhard blogs ever.
Dear Fashion Like Heroin: You’re extremely irritating. I bet you don’t do drugs, I bet you’re one of those girls, I mean, blogs (for a moment I forgot that you’re not a person, you’re a blog) that think that drugs are “cool” because Kate Moss does them. Why don’t you get a Tumblr or something?That way this would have a little bit more sense. And why do you think that playing crackwhore dress up and taking pictures with your friend is a photo shoot?! Are you really this dumb? You’re not Moni Haworth, you know? Stop trying to be cool, you’re failing.
PD: On the bright side… yeah… By the way, the pictures are property of Fashion Like Heroin.