The Best Use
Hello everyone! I’m glad to inform you that Jane’s stupid jacket is coming together slowly but surely:
Jane has been “making art for long periods of time”. You gotta admit that she works so hard. Not all of us have the will or the time to sit down and paint a jacket. Poor thing, she has this shitload of free time (because she doesn’t go to college and stuff) and she spends it painting… that’s what I call suffering for your art.
In case you don’t know, this jacket was a gift some designer from the brand Aritzia gave to Jane, but being the ungrateful asshole she is, she said that the jacket was “too blah” for her, and decided to paint on it. Oh, poor Jane maybe she did this because she doesn’t have the money to go to the store and buy a canvas… awww.
What will she do when this
shit work of art is done? Will she wear it? Will Mom put it in a crystal box and display it in her museum jungle house?
Will she auction the jacket and donate the money to a children’s hospital, to pretend that she’s not a complete pretentious narcissistic moron? There are a lot of idiots in this world that would pay over $1000 for this piece of
crap painted cloth Jane calls “art”. I think that she’s going to sell it and buy some new super cute and awesome Margiela wedges or some shit like that.
What do you think is the best use for Jane’s lame jacket?