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July 29, 2010 / natihell

Fashion Like Heroin, Why?!

Have you ever seen a movie that’s terrible, stupid, you hate it, but you still want to watch it just to see how bad it can get? Well, this is what happened to me when a reader named Golden told me about Fashion Like Heroin.

This blog is terrible. It’s lame, not in an infuriating way, but in a exhausting kind of way, you know?

The name didn’t bother me much at first. She’s saying that fashion is addictive, or that fashion can make you feel good… in some twisted way, I don’t know. The name is blah, but the  ‘About me’ is gold:

“I AM A FASHION BLOG. TRY ME AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO QUIT. AND THEY DONT HAVE FASHIDONE CLINICS BAYBAY.”

Ok… so, she’s not a person, she’s a blog… cute. She writes in all caps and uses words like “baybay”. This is when I knew it was going to be a mess.

I can’t even explain to you how annoying this blog really is. I think that if Ke$ha was even more irritating and had a Tumblr, it would be something like this. First of all, her writing is painful:

“BAM: This little hoe was brought to my attn last night. ALICE POINT: MMMMazing outfit poster i wanna date exclusively. Thank god she translates into English or id be mad pissed”

(See it here)

Second, there is absolutely nothing about this blog that isn’t stupid! One of the things that annoys me the most is this Jeffrey Campbell giveaway she’s doing. There are 2 requirements to participate, one is to follow her on Facebook and Twitter and on some other pages, and the other one is this:

“Comment on this post (or any other post regarding the giveaway) telling me that you are following me AND how you would treat your shoe if you were to win, along with your shoe size. Tell me things like where you would take it to dinner, what songs you would sing to it, what kind of flowers you wold bring to it, when they could meet the parents etc. Be creative. AND raunchy :)

Ok… I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not stupid, or use drugs, so I wouldn’t treat a shoe as a person. Also,  if I actually tried to think about how would I treat the shoe if I was dating it, it would be extremely hard for me to be raunchy, since I don’t have some weird shoe fetish… But that’s just me.

Anyway, as I said before, I hated this blog the moment I saw it, but I kept reading it just to see how bad it could get, and then I saw this:

"OOOO i mean...I wore this out of the house today ....can you say DIRTY LOOKS? i dont give a feck i love it anyways"

OOOO I mean… can you see what a crazy ass bad girl I am?! Am I DIRTY or what?! … can you say DRUGS?! HUH?! …. are you scandalized alredy?! This look is DIRTY and it’s so baaaad ass. i love it. im so badass.

Then, she posted pictures of a “photo shoot” she did with a, supposedly drunk, friend in the bathroom:

"THANKS LIZ for all the drunk photos. Model Liz Mccall Stylist ME!"

OOOOO can you see how DRUNK and badass she looks?!?!? …..we dddid the photoshoot in the bathroom so it would be really DIRTAYYY. I’M A STYLIST!!!

"DRUNK PHOTO SHOOT Model LIZ Stylist ME"

…. OOO and this is even more DIRTY coz this was in a ROOF TOP!!!!! it’s DIRTY and BADASS coz you can see her pantieeeees!!!

This is where I stopped. I just couldn’t handle it anymore. This must be one of the stupidest and tryhard blogs ever.

Dear Fashion Like Heroin: You’re extremely irritating. I bet you don’t do drugs, I bet you’re one of those girls, I mean, blogs (for a moment I forgot that you’re not a person, you’re a blog) that think that drugs are “cool” because Kate Moss does them. Why don’t you get a Tumblr or something?That way this would have a little bit more sense.  And why do you think that playing crackwhore dress up and taking pictures with your friend is a photo shoot?! Are you really this dumb? You’re not Moni Haworth, you know? Stop trying to be cool, you’re failing.

Love,

Nati Hell

PD: On the bright side… yeah… By the way, the pictures are property of Fashion Like Heroin.

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  1. Anners Hortensia VIII / Jul 29 2010 1:02 am

    This cracked me up to an excessive degree.

  2. Sarah / Jul 29 2010 1:52 am

    I hate it when people talk (type) like that! whoops I mean when blogs talk like that… silly me

    Sarah
    theantiquepearl.blogspot.com

    • Charlie / Jul 30 2010 4:03 pm

      I promise this is the last time ill say something is boring on this comment thread, but ur blog. R u fing kidding me. I mean it sounds like something Martha Stewart would write after she taking a fistful of Valium. “Oh gosh, so I’m off to buy some fuzzy wuzzys for school. Winter is nearing and I wouldn’t want my feetsies to get a chill”. (not her real qoute but representative) God girl please amp it up a notch. I mean whose ur market,
      Quakers. To each there own but to hate on someone elses writing style and post that dribble. Your making nati hell look like a rockstar.

      • a. / Aug 1 2010 1:00 am

        Even her supporters lack basic grammatical skills.
        There = a location
        Their = possessive noun

        This is basic second grade grammar, kids!

  3. Badley / Jul 29 2010 2:47 am

    Nati, when I first found out about your blog and its concept I thought you were a little insensitive. But admittedly, after reading the entire thing I can’t help but love it! You’re way too funny to dislike, I just hope everyone understands that its a joke. Also, I confess that another reason I keep checking back is because I secretly hope no one submits my blog haha. Great stuff!

    badley

  4. WendyB / Jul 29 2010 3:01 am

    Ha! Reminds me of my ex-friend’s 17-year-old whore daughter who was “mad” everything and called other white kids “nigga.”

  5. golden / Jul 29 2010 3:37 am

    Ahh thank you for putting this up! I knew I couldn’t be the only one who was thinking…”no.”

    I can’t even say anymore than you did about it. It’s just too exhausting.

  6. fashionlikeheroin / Jul 29 2010 2:56 pm

    ouch.
    You sure do take a lot of time reading my blog for someone who hates it so much! Why do you spend so much time being negative?

  7. The Raisin Girl / Jul 29 2010 2:57 pm

    This blog-girl screams “attention whore.” I think she must be in high school. Which is hopeful, because then she has time to grow out of this phase. That’s the only time in life when it’s considered relatively normal to go out wearing outrageous clothes because you know the old lady next door will raise her eyebrows, and ooo doesn’t that make us feel rebellious?

    • Charlie / Jul 30 2010 4:14 pm

      You should follow sarahs blog. You guys could ride bikes all day with omish outfits and constipated looks on your faces while you make fun of people who are having fun.

      And raisin girl? Reference please. Small boobies, wrinkled skin… What I’m dying to know.

  8. andrea / Jul 29 2010 4:27 pm

    HA HA
    I took a gander at this blog and I could not understand the gibberish…
    Thanks for a good laugh :]

  9. erika / Jul 29 2010 4:27 pm

    you say this girl must be in high school, but obviously you are the one in high school, because this is some petty, regina george bullshit. did this blog offend your delicate sensibilities somehow? i don’t understand why you feel the need to take so much of your precious time burning fashion bloggers. FASHION BLOGS FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. YES I TYPED IN CAPS OMGLOLLMAO!!!!ONE!1ONEONE

    maybe this fashion blog directed anger is really the symptom of something bigger, you should smoke a bowl or take a xanax and meditate on that shit.

    and yes, this girl is my friend. i had no idea your blog existed until it was brought to my attention that she was on it. i find the whole thing gross and just plain dumb, but then again the internet is a giant sesspool of middle school behavior such as this, maybe you should try 4chan instead.

  10. Chloe / Jul 29 2010 4:39 pm

    HA! THIS is what you spend your time doing? THIS is what your “BLOG” consists of? Why don’t you go sit in a dark quiet room for a few years and try to muster up even a drop of creativity. Hating is so easy and mindless that even the most idiotic (and it’s clear that’s the category you fit into) can pull it off and even get positive feedback! Mmmm and as you rant and rave about how stupid everything about this blog is, particularly the JC giveaway, why don’t we break down your OH SO intelligent sentence structure? “I’m not stupid, or use drugs” let’s see, this would be 1. “I’m not stupid” 2. I’m not use drugs.” Nati Hell, BRAVAHHH! It seems that, in fact, you ARE stupid! OMG I DIE ROFLCOPTER! Also, may I ask, what would you do for a shoe giveaway. “Ok…so like, this shoe company, I mean it’s pretty lame but like they gave me some shoes, so like leave some comments about the weather today and MAYBE YOU’LL WIN!” Yes, it really seems like you’re a roaring good time, Miss Hell. God forbid someone do fun things; getting drunk and doing a photoshoot at your apt –> LAMEST, like who does that 5 year olds? Let’s instead sit at MY apt and hate on the creative expression and humorous outlook of others!

    All in all, NATI HELL (that’s a real class act of a name too by the way; sounds like something Ke$ha would f’in LOVEEEEE) you have made yourself sound like the most BORING, TEDIOUS and hideously NORMAL person who has ever graced our dear planet earth. I encourage you though, continue to hate on those with more talent, creativity and free thought than you could ever dream of having, and lead your legions of moronic sheep (aka anyone who reads this wet towel excuse for a blog) into a fog of blissful mock superiority.

    YOU SUCK.
    xoxo GOSSIP GURRRRLLLLL

    • The Raisin Girl / Jul 31 2010 1:05 am

      You’re wrong. It’s not that hating is easy and mindless. It’s that mindless people are easy to hate.

      I always have to smile a little when I read “why do you have to be so mean, don’t you have anything better to do with your time?” on a blog comment. I always think to myself, “why do you give a shit, don’t YOU have anything better to do with YOUR time? Apparently not.”

      Spare-time blogs are for whatever they’re for. Being stupid, pointing out stupidity, poetry, Really Deep Thoughts, you name it. If you really want to harp on someone, go laugh at those idiots who actually get PAID to glare at celebrities at formal events and criticize their evening wear. At least personal blogs are just a hobby. Those people actually make careers out of that shit. How sad.

  11. Madie / Jul 29 2010 4:54 pm

    I find it extremely hilarious that you spend so much time hating on shit that doesn’t even matter. You aren’t anyone important. And your opinion isn’t important either. And granted, neither are any bloggers opinions. THAT’S WHY THEY ARE CALLED OPINIONS. All you did just now is make other people click on the link to Fashion Like Heroin, giving it more attention. And no press is bad press right? Get out from behind you computer and go get a fucking life. If you hate fashion blogs so much, stop fucking reading them.

    • The Raisin Girl / Jul 31 2010 1:08 am

      It’s another one! Another person saying “get a life, don’t you have anything better to do, your opinion doesn’t matter!” And yet…somehow theirs does?

      Sorry. I swear I won’t go through all your comments and point out the stupidity of this contradiction being repeated over and over, Nati…but I might make a quotes collage of it later.

      And before someone asks…no. I don’t have anything better to do. It’s summertime and all my friends are off-campus. So fuck you.

      • natihell / Jul 31 2010 4:23 am

        Oooo, quotes collage would be awesome! By the way, did you se the Heroin girl’s response in her blog? It has everything from Mom Jokes and X-called-they-want-their-Y-back Jokes, to “My blog is better than yours”. Yes. You should check it out, I think she’s having the time of her life.

  12. Madie / Jul 29 2010 4:57 pm

    Oh and P.S Flowers and Leopard print are awesome. And from the looks of the rest of your blog… your idea of style isn’t the best I’ve ever seen but I’m not gonna hate. So get over yourself and let people be who they are.

  13. xander / Jul 29 2010 5:23 pm

    you’re a low budget BITCH and your layouts WHACK and just fo rill fo rill your SHIT is WEAK

    • Eliza / Jul 31 2010 7:01 am

      Harsh words coming from the illiterate.

  14. Ames / Jul 29 2010 5:41 pm

    Do you never read between the lines? This is why there is an issue with America: because people can’t except those who are creative and unique. Just a suggestion, it would be best to publish remarks by those who disagree with you, especially when it is after a specific person. And yes she is a PERSON and a great creative mind who is going to be famous one day while your still hating on the world from your home behind your computer. So sad

  15. Liz M / Jul 29 2010 5:43 pm

    hmm…making a blog about hating other people’s creative and interesting blogs seems ridiculous. Why put out so much hate and negativity into this world? At least these blogs that you so ineloquently hate on are contributing something worthwhile to the internet- they’re people’s way of expressing themselves and seem to have interesting themes and great photos. All your blog does is spend an inordinate amount of time picking apart every single detail of their blogs and hating each piece of it. What a waste of time! And you aren’t even writing anything worthwhile, besides “OHHH theyre so BAD ASS and DIRTAAYYYY” – blah blah blah! Like I said, what a waste of time and such unnecessary hate!

    And it also seems like you cant even take the hate you dish out- youre deleting all the negative comments you get and only leaving the ones that agree with you up. What kind of bullshit is that? If you’re gonna be a hater blog, at least allow for hater comments on your posts.

    • natihell / Jul 29 2010 8:14 pm

      I’ve said it before, and I say it again, I don’t delete comments.

  16. for real / Jul 29 2010 6:43 pm

    all things aside, publishing comments that agree with yours and censoring those that don’t is seriously fucked up.

    i might be wrong tho, i think there’s whole countries where that’s cool…… like china. or north korea.

    dishin it but not takin it is WHACK

    • Eliza / Jul 31 2010 7:06 am

      How are all these different people using “whack” un-ironically? You do realize you’re a fucking moron no matter how hard you try for your comebacks to sound topical?

  17. natihell / Jul 29 2010 8:24 pm

    Dear heroin girl fans:

    As much as I wish it was different, WordPress has this thing that comments must be approved before being published. It’s a WordPress thing, not something I impose. I’m so sorry you went all angry and boo hoo because your comment wasn’t approved 5 seconds after you wrote it, but unfortunately for you, I’m not online 24/7.
    I’m so sorry you had to wait for about 8 excruciating hours for your comments to be approved, but I had other things to do.

    Love,
    Nati Hell

  18. carla / Jul 29 2010 9:51 pm

    Oh, my – the defenders of fashionlikeheroin are doing a great job proving the point of a blog like this…so wrapped up in the importance of what they “creatively contribute” to the world, they can’t see the joke. Natihell, please keep up the good work – while none of us with a sense of humor thinks all fashion bloggers are bad [there are a handful out there doing a great job and i enjoy their content], you have brought to my attention some truly bad, self-indulgent gems that have put a smile on my face!

  19. K / Jul 29 2010 10:51 pm

    so i’m not hating on this – i think its hilarious. at first i was a little put off or whatever, but you’re just saying what i’m thinking, honestly. i mean – it’s a little mean i guess and i’m sure these bloggers’ feelings are hurt – but if they are ever going to get somewhere they should probably learn to deal with criticism.
    also – i think it’s funny that people come to basically hate on you for hating on others…i mean really? they say for you to not read these bloggers if you don’t like them…well they shouldn’t read you then. i mean come on

  20. Anners Hortensia VIII / Jul 29 2010 11:16 pm

    You’t think that such a hardcore chick — or “blog” — could handle a little light-hearted criticism?

    • Charlie / Jul 30 2010 3:29 pm

      Who said she was a hardcore chick? You would call the criticism light hearted? I would say it’s pretty deeply rooted.

      • Sarah / Jul 30 2010 9:07 pm

        Charlie- Would you call the criticism to my blog light hearted? Dont get mad at Nati Hell for criticizing blogs and then criticize blogs in the comment section

      • Charlie / Jul 30 2010 9:40 pm

        I didn’t get mad for the criticism. I was simply pointing out that nati hell is a coward and uninspired writer. So I can criticize w/out being a hypocrite. So long as that’s clear, I feel that your blog is a bore and I hate when people talk (type) oops I mean blog like that. You know boring like.

      • Sarah / Jul 31 2010 1:22 am

        Your entitled to your opinion, Im not at all offended you find my blog boring because I have readers who dont find it boring at all, obviously we have different taste and thats that.

  21. Geoffrey / Jul 30 2010 12:47 am

    First of all Liz (supposed drunk girl) is cool. And the pictures are hot. And second, you’re a fucking cunt

    • Anners Hortensia VIII / Jul 30 2010 8:55 pm

      I don’t mean to be a pedant, but wouldn’t your second point actually be that “the pictures are hot”?

  22. Geoffrey / Jul 30 2010 12:48 am

    Whoever wrote this is a fucking cunt

    • Dee / Jul 31 2010 3:31 am

      I think the only legitimate follow up to a comment of this nature would be along the lines of “Yo Mamma”.

      Now run along child, isn’t there an “edgy” new vampire show you should be watching?

    • Vee / Jul 31 2010 8:37 am

      aww this is so cute!
      look at the big bad boy learning to use the big bad words! “fucking” and “cunt” together in the same insult! i give you an A for effort but F- for creativity. try reading a book, dear.

  23. brandon / Jul 30 2010 12:56 am

    im no fashion blogger. but her blog really is sounds like its written by a very angry high school kid. AND SHE’S 24! NO WAY

  24. Tiffany / Jul 30 2010 12:58 am

    I laughed so loud at the bright side part. I agree, the blog is extremely tacky and your point is more than valid. I can’t understand how a person can promote a contest where you have to think raunchy thoughts about your shoe? Seriously. But I guess I just can’t understand why someone would go out in sheer lace tights with your panties showing?–because it’s creative? It’s fashionable? Well, I do believe that fashion is about self-expression but I’ve always thought that fashion is also a testament to one’s personality and beliefs. I mean, I’m no prude, I actually do find Rumi’s lace bra underneath a sheer white top aesthetically pleasing but I don’t know, panties? Seriously? Whose attention are you trying to grab? Next, I don’t know why her loyal defenders are calling you so “high school”–if there’s anything immature here then it’s the promotion of drugs and obscenity, thinking it’s cool! Honestly, what she’s doing isn’t even remotely High school, it’s plain bullshit and an insult to the industry. People are mad with your criticism because it strikes a chord. I would have appreciated if the blogger replied in the same manner as the girl who wore garbage dresses, with equal humour.

    I may have said before that the most irritating blog award goes to Jane Aldridge but on the bright side, it’s a blog I love to hate and hate to love, and I drop by ever so often. This one, I think, just outranked Aldridge and you know, I tried checking her first post out and I just couldn’t stand it.

  25. Ma / Jul 30 2010 3:03 am

    Oh my. It feels like a teenage angst convention.
    While these people cry over being featured here, we release some stress laughing at their friends.

    Do you guys realize how balanced and fair life really is???? ;)

    • natihell / Jul 30 2010 3:11 am

      Haha, you’re totally right! My favorite was the “gossip girl’s” comment, where she asks me how would I do a shoe giveaway. I couldn’t stop laughing. Did she really ask me that? Yes she did.
      I hope their little heads aren’t hurting from thinking those ingenious comebacks.

      • Ma / Jul 30 2010 3:58 pm

        Worst part is: in their minds, these are called ARGUMENTS.
        I mean. It wouldn’t be possible to find a bright side, even if we wanted to. hahahaha

        My favorite comment is Geoffrey’s, because I’m still wondering: does he know what a cunt is? Does he know what to do with it? LIFE’S SO FULL OF QUESTIONS.

  26. Bootsy B / Jul 30 2010 3:57 am

    your a fucking idiot

    • Belle / Jul 30 2010 5:23 am

      *you’re

      “your” is possessive. “This is your coffee.”

      “You’re” is one of those fancy English terms called a “contraction”. Most people are taught what these are around first grade. It means “you are”.

      • Bootsy B / Jul 30 2010 6:00 am

        good job! who gives a fuck… get over it yo

      • Charlie / Jul 30 2010 3:25 pm

        Whats more infuriatng than this blog?

        A self righteous grammar commentor. Zzzzzzzzzz.

        Stay on topic belle. I think they have grammar blogs where you can correct until you’re hearts content. You must be a teacher. Zzzzzzzzzz.

    • Vee / Jul 31 2010 8:39 am

      Go on mixing up “your” and “you’re” to your heart’s content. It sure makes your insult look extra cool and awesome when even 5-year-olds can write better than you can!

  27. Catherine / Jul 30 2010 3:59 am

    I actually think your blog is hilarious! I know that people want to be taken seriously sometimes, but how can someone expect to be when she talks like an adolescent girl? I can’t even figure how anyone would be content with writing like that. At the same time, maybe she’s doing it with a sense of humor – but judging by her reaction and lame comebacks, she might be trying.

    But really – it’s funny to make fun of things. Hell, I like some of the blogs you’ve posted about, and I secretly hope that you won’t write about mine, but I think people need to lighten up. I would assume that since her’s is a smaller blog you probably received more response than you would have for, say, Sea of Shoes, because she “has time” to notice. And in that sense, it does seem like a little more of a personal attack, but how is it any different than mocking anyone? Most people are okay with poking fun at celebrities… and that’s what it is. If you’re such a “bitch” like they say you are, why do they waste their valuable time reading here and finding the need to respond?

    • Dannii / Jul 30 2010 5:20 pm

      Is there a “like” button to this comment?

    • xander / Jul 30 2010 8:14 pm

      i think her comeback was more of an EFF YOU SILLY HOE. i talk like a teenage girl who gives?

      why DO you care?

      • Catherine / Jul 31 2010 7:32 pm

        I don’t have any reason to care besides entertainment purposes, and that’s enough for me. I just think that if you’re going to try to retaliate, you might as well do it effectively. Or you know, handle it maturely…

        And I am a teenage girl, but I’d rather present myself in a way that reflects that I’m not a moron.

  28. Melanie / Jul 30 2010 4:44 am

    lol. this is so funny. i mean the funny part is how shallow and jealous you are of her. you must be some fat slob sitting behind a computer all day just wishing you could fit in a size 2, hmm?

  29. helz kelz / Jul 30 2010 6:07 am

    yer jelz

  30. Taylor / Jul 30 2010 11:26 am

    I don’t think what you’re doing is weird/wrong. People have to understand that if they are putting themselves out there, there is going to be commentary. It isn’t even necessarily negative.

    Man Repeller (www.manrepeller.com) does posts like these often, and many times the bloggers comment and are civil.

    (I entered her JC giveaway. In the spirit of jest, I left a great comment on what I would do with the shoes.)

    I almost got banned from a “fashion community” for getting into a political debate with their idiot fucking forum moderator, so I understand what you’re going through. When you wake up to that inbox full of hate messages, and coincidentally they all come from one of a few different IP addresses.

    They should enjoy it because it gives them more views….

  31. Gleenn / Jul 30 2010 12:50 pm

    all i could say is, lol. bawahahahahahahahahhaha :)

  32. Charlie / Jul 30 2010 2:49 pm

    What makes me so mad about this blog is the anonymity. I hate bloggers who don’t identify themselves. It’s sooo safe. Nati Hell is a coward. Nati Hell is also a hater. While its probably true that she thinks she hates fashion its only bc she’s resentful that she can’t be a part of the culture (self esteem, community she lives in, or whatever the root). She’s like an anti gay evangelist preacher, passionate in her bashing of those who who are what she wants and wishes she could be (young fashionable, spontaneous). I would forgive all of her faults (cowardess, self hatred and mean spiritedness) if only she had a bit of talent, but her writing is typical, somewhat formulaic, bland and at some points unsubstantiated. I guess I fail to see the humor, not so much in her subjectmatter (which is funny, bruno did it) but more in her presentation. I mean bla bla bla bla bla. Say something thats not so easy or at least say it in an original way. In the end all im really left with in is a bad taste of a mean spirited and untalented coward. I mean for god sakes I have more respect for Perez Hilton. At least he’s not a coward.

    • natihell / Jul 30 2010 9:54 pm

      I’m sorry charlie, but this blog is not about ME. If it was, I would be writing about myself and my shoes and not about other stuff. And by the way, I don’t hate fashion, not at all.

      • Charlie / Jul 30 2010 10:12 pm

        retartedstatementsdeservenoresponse.com. Check it out your featured.

    • Vee / Jul 31 2010 8:53 am

      Charlie, you and Geoffrey should start a big, BRAVE Knights of the Heroin Club for people who use their first names in comments! (Look at me being all brave too! My name is Veronica! Omgz, I feel so dangerous! People are totally going to find me and beat me up now, knowing my first name!)

      However, you should be more careful in criticizing other people about being formulaic. I’d win at cliche bingo just reading your sad, little screed up there. Mispellings, accusations of jealousy, wild assumptions about Nati’s looks, “blah blah blah,” and overuse of SAT words. BINGO!

      Short version: you have an opinion, but you’re a hypocrite and no one gives a shit what you think, so stfu.

  33. Cher / Jul 30 2010 3:24 pm

    Nati, I love what you´re doing. Keep it up! You´re funny and a lot of people take things too seriously here.

  34. sarah / Jul 30 2010 10:05 pm

    i actually really like the heroin blog. i think she’s cute and funny, and i LOVE mixing leopard and floral. everyone on here is saying that people need to loosen up and not take things so seriously, and that’s exactly what the heroin girl is doing! she’s being silly and fun. no, i don’t think she’s promoting drug use. no, i don’t think she thinks “baybay” is the correct spelling of baby. i think nati is taking everything too seriously by saying stuff like “oh i forgot, you’re a blog not a person.” get over it, it was a little joke. i also don’t think by saying “be raunchy” she wants everyone to stick the heels of their shoes into their vaginas and/or buttholes. again, i think she was being funny and weird.

  35. The Raisin Girl / Jul 31 2010 1:12 am

    Crap. I had to stop reading your comments. They were so interesting, but I found myself wanting to be a real jerk to some of the stupid people that seem to expect you to be a journalist because you own a blog.

    Anyway, your blog is hilarious. People are stupid. Which is part of what gives Fashion Bloggers, Why!? its hilarious fuel, I suppose. It never fails to make me chuckle, and occasionally guffaw maniacally. Fashion Like Heroin looks like a skanked-out dumbass on her blog. And yeah…Raisin Girl out.

    • Vee / Jul 31 2010 8:53 am

      I feel really bad about taking the bait, but I couldn’t help it!
      You’re a better person than I am.

  36. Dee / Jul 31 2010 3:20 am

    Oh ma gawd Natti, aren’t you like so totally “jelz” of her hooker off duty edginess? It’s like so totally hawt right now to pretend you’re a disheveled crack head, so you obviously don’t like fashion and stuff. The hypocrisy of your critics is so mind-blowing that I had to comment.

    Oh hey Charlie, sup? I actually missed the post where you handed out your current address and phone number. It’s actually quite sad the amount of times you have commented on a comment. Are you at home waiting to comment on this comment too? OMG Charlie… I just had the most brilliant idea! Instead of using someone else’s comment board to get yourself off, why don’t you start a blog about hating haters? That would be so epic and not “boring”.

    • Charlie / Jul 31 2010 1:33 pm

      This is getting way to convoluted. My point is someone whose sole purpose is to make others feel like shit should not do so anonymously. It’s really weak. That’s it. If I was to start a blog hating on haters I would stand behind it. And no I wouldn’t put my address and phone number bc that’s just retarded.

      • Dee / Jul 31 2010 4:46 pm

        Don’t you think you are being just a touch self-righteous over there? Is that not exactly what you yourself are doing here (anonymously making others feel like shit about their blogs)? If you don’t agree with the premise of a hateful blog, then why are you here perpetuating the cycle?

      • Sister Wolf / Aug 2 2010 7:49 am

        Oh shut up Charlie, you moron.

      • K / Aug 2 2010 10:39 am

        Charlie! omg…what is your full name and where is your blog???? or would you like to continue being anonymous ‘charlie’ to hate on everyone who writes here??

  37. Eliza / Jul 31 2010 6:59 am

    I am so grateful my junior high classmates were not particularly computer literate. Beware the ghetto fangirls, Nati Hell. Of all the bloggers to rush in on the defense, how did anyone find the skanky illiteracy of Fashion Like Heroin worth it?

  38. Renae Novick / Jul 31 2010 7:46 pm

    WOW! so could you please tell me what it is that you are doing reading a fashion article, when you don’t know or have a care for fashion . I feel not so sorry for someone like you, hater. A blog is something you have when you have something to contribute. I imagine you are condemned to a life of living behind a desk in a cubicle, little lady, except I bet that that you are fat. are you really as useless as you seem, cuz if your going to make a blog of hating other people careers you should probably be good at it. Are you that scared of having your own blog about your life one day, sweetheart? I smell daddy issues.why not try instead of getting yourself lost in others lives/careers/blogs, get lost in your own. Could you please hurry up and not do that??? cuz we know you really have nothing to contribute to the world but your brittle hostility combined with futile attempts, Ke$ha references included, to somehow manage to infuriate your little blog followers, about someone who has more creative intelligence and influence to the internet community than you and your followers combined….get your own life, WHORE

  39. Renae Novick / Jul 31 2010 7:56 pm

    WOW! so could you please tell me what it is that you are doing reading a fashion article, when you don’t know or have a care for fashion . I feel not so sorry for someone like you, hater. A blog is something you have when you have something to contribute. I imagine you are condemned to a life of living behind a desk in a cubicle, little lady, except I bet that that you are fat. are you really as useless as you seem, cuz if your going to make a blog of hating other people careers you should probably be good at it. Are you that scared of having your own blog about your life one day, sweetheart? I smell daddy issues.why not try instead of getting yourself lost in others lives/careers/blogs, get lost in your own. Could you please hurry up and not do that??? cuz we know you really have nothing to contribute to the world but your brittle hostility combined with futile attempts, Ke$ha references included, to somehow manage to infuriate your little blog followers, about someone who has more creative intelligence and influence to the internet community than you and your followers combined….get your own life, WHORE

    • Sister Wolf / Aug 2 2010 7:52 am

      Hahahahahahaha! You get a life, Renae Novick. And I don’t like the way you spell your name.

  40. a / Jul 31 2010 11:15 pm

    I love how these commentators label you as “fat” and compare you to “an anti-gay evangelist preacher”.
    what a bunch of cunts…

  41. Sister Wolf / Aug 2 2010 7:46 am

    WOW!!!!!!!!

    Congratulations, Nati! Look what a bunch of morons have come around here to feign outrage! Fantastic!

    May I just say, for the billionth time: One doesn’t hate “on” because that makes no sense. One just hates. Can you love “on” another blogger? No? Then you can’t hate on her, either.

    Idiots!

    xoxo

  42. Aja / Aug 3 2010 6:43 am

    Oh people. Can we please unbunch our panties just a little bit? When I get made fun on a blog, I will dust my shoulders off, rub my hands together and squeal “job well done”. Because when you’ve gained some popularity, not everyone’s going to like you. Deal with it.

  43. golden / Aug 9 2010 3:01 am

    So, I definitely saw all the comments days after this was posted. I had no idea Heroin girl had such a following of crackies!

    No, but seriously…all of her supporters are doing a good job of pointing out exactly why Nati wrote this post and why I recommended the blog. It’s just a stream of senselessness. I have no better words to explain it. Maybe it’s an extension of the blog’s title…I don’t know. But Heroin writes like she is still a kid obsessed with making up words. A kid who thinks it’s cool to use tired slang from the black community. A kid who still doesn’t really understand why building their vocabulary or honing their grammar skills are crucial when projecting yourself as a blogger.

    If she didn’t want people to think she was a cracked-out teenager, maybe she shouldn’t dress or write like one. I’m sure there are people out there who know her differently, but this is the image she portrays. Heroin girl needs to own this if that’s who she is. Stop getting mad because some people appreciate a more sophisticated or refined style of blogging.

    And supporters of HG, please keep studying for you GED’s. (Again, you may have moved on from high school, college, whatever…but from your comments, I would not know it.)

    Nati, I hope you love me for bringing you all this traffic! I had no idea so many people loved FLH. And I’m sorry that I was not more aware of her fans…

  44. Sophie Scariot / Aug 20 2010 12:36 am

    ok i completely agree with this blog post. cant stand her blog.

    -Sophie

  45. shumz / Aug 30 2010 2:00 am

    THIS IS BEYOND HILARIOUS!! Although you might get a lot of haters this way…ur just SAYING what everyone else is THINKING so big props to you!! <3

  46. Melanie / Feb 7 2011 8:05 pm

    Wow these comments are great. I wont pretend and say that i read them all (nah..way too much) but i will say that i think Nati is funny, witty and makes me laugh. She’s a great writer and captures her audience, with an obvious interest in some of the most popular blogs out there. What she writes is the truth – funny, but very much the truth. Does that mean we don’t like fashion blogs – hell no, what it means is don’t take their shit so personally – it’s not their REAL LIVES that they display – just the edited version!! Fashion Heroin girl, with a name like that, you surely do deserve everything that comes your way….oh yeah, before i forget…did you pay your mates with c**ck because your styling skills are…how you say….wack!!!

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