Yo Dawg! I heard you like iPads, so I put an iPad on your iPad so you can be an asshole while you’re being an asshole!
A while ago, Luxirare talked about her new iPad:
“I was recently gifted an iPad (very ironic because a while ago I had been running around the week before my friend’s wedding to get her this and they were SOLD OUT everywhere) and even though I still think its a giant iPhone (or a laptop with no keyboard) I decided I’d make the most of this device. It is advantageous to me for only one reason; it’s a lightweight tool for perusing the internet. You can’t really peruse with the iPhone because the screen is so small.”
Ok, first of all: What kind of rich asshole gifts an iPad? Second: if you think an iPad is just a giant iPhone, why would you give it to your friend for her wedding? Wouldn’t it be better to give her an iPhone or, you know, something else she could use? Third: If you have an iPhone and a laptop (I’m guessing a MacBook Air,
since “minimalistic” expensive appliances make you cream yourself) why do you need an iPad? So you can be an iCunt while perusing the internet?
Geez… The iPad is not even an useful device! It’s stupid, overpriced and overrated, just like you, Luxirare.