Jane must be pissed off…
You know how embarrasing it is when you go to work, or a party, or any other place and someone is wearing the exact same thing as you?
Well, imagine being a pretentious annoying blogger girl whose only raison d’être is to spende every single day of her life babbling about her personal style and her clothes (AKA: Jane). Imagine you go thrift shopping and acquiring an ugly vintage sweater dress with gold beads placed strategically near the boobs, just like this:
Now imagine finding out that another blogger girl from the other side of the world owns the exact same dress.
Jane was bitching about how that sweater didn’t fit her right and stuff… she must have been pissed of when she found out that this other girl not only has the same sweater, but she doesn’t complain about how illfitting it is, because it fits her well.
About the other girl…she has a blog called “The Blonde Salad” which I stumbled upon just today. All I can say is that she’s some rich italian girl, who dresses in designer brands and stuff like that from head to toes.
Another similarity between Italian girl and darling Jane is that they both have prosti-Barbie shoes:
I was thinking about calling her my Italian Jane, but that’s not fair with her, because, unlike stupid lame-ass Jane, this girl goes to College, has a boyfriend (who’s not gay) and has friends other than her mom.